Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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