I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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