Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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