Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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