Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Nicole vs. Life
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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