More tranny stories later!
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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