I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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