oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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