If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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