i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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