were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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