i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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