On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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