Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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