All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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