Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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