Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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