I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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