I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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