Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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