so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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