Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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