i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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