He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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