She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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