my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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