what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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