i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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