Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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