Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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