He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You ruined the universe
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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