Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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