wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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