did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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