I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
