I hate all girls vehemently.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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