I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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