How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
as a side note pls kill me
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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