You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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