He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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