Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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