Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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