Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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