Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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