i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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