Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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