He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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