Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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