throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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