We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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