Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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