had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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