When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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