he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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